Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say:

10. Here honey, you use the remote.

9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas _AND_ Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

7. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

6. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just like to be held.

4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore.

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